Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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