Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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