So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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