sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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