Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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