Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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