How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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