The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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