you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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