My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
