dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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