used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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