Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Dear god my vagina.
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