absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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