no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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