Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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