I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize