So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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