Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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