I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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