This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Randomize
