Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it's like heaven, but drunker
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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