He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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