Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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