so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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