at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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