Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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