Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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