She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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