so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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