I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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