You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i think i have herpe
just one?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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