just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
How external is "for external use only"?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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