all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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