Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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