do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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