Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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