We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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