is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
