butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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