i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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