I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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