Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
