Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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