just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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