and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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