Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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