I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i think im in europe. pls send help
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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