Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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