Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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