"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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