I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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