I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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