We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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