I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Let's paint friendship bongs
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
