BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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