oh god the rape fog is back!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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