What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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